yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Two words: blizzard sex
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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