I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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