i will never coherently bang her
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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