So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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