Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
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