Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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