Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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