no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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