She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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