Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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