She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
the raccoons are back...
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