chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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