I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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