no, he came in my armpit
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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