Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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