Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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