brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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