at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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