The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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