No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
