Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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