Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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