i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Dicks are not precious.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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