please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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