it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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