either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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