I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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