hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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