just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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