Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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