You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
why is half of my head shaved?
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