it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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