I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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