Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
