You're completely useless in the revolution.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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