Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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