You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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