she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
He did a backflip because drugs
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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