Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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