oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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