It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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