Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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