Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
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