Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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