sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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