...so i touched it.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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