Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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