I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
