i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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