ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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