are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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