he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
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Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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