I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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