That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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